Hello. I am new. Seriously. Never been here before.

[Althir]

I am - guess - Althir. I registered here after just a few minutes of looking at the home page, because I need someone to tell me something about something. Good luck trying to figure that out. If I am ever bored enough - which is surprisingly likely - I might as well post something about myself later. But for now, a simple "Hi there!" shall be enough.

So...

Hi there!

[cKleinhuis]

hello and welcome to the forums, as long as you are a REAL person it is fine!

[Althir]

Well... the last time I checked I was an actual human being. All fleshy and bad smelling. But then I showered, so I might need to check again...

[cKleinhuis]

as long as YOU Are a human being, it is fine, thank god for not transmitting the smell of the users ( i am also speaking for me sometime )

[Nahee_Enterprises]

I registered here after just a few minutes of looking at the home page,
because I need someone to tell me something about something.

Greetings, and Welcome to this particular Forum !!!    

As long as you are here for any and all things related to FRACTALS, then this is the place to have somebody tell you about such things.    
 

[Althir]

Heh, yes. It IS about a fractal. But I am uncertain as to where exactly to ask...

[Nahee_Enterprises]

Heh, yes. It IS about a fractal. But I am uncertain as to where exactly to ask...

Well, just ask it right here. 
The Moderators can then decide if this topic should be split and have the question moved to another Board.
 

[Althir]

Nah, now I've already created a topic in an inappropriate area, just like a newbie has to. Hehe.

[cKleinhuis]

everything fine with the posting position, well done

[Althir]

Arf, darn.
However, now that the boredom level is rising (just as always around 11 pm), I more or less completed my profile. Website still missing and I sense that will not change. I am too lazy to post things on the blog either way.

Now is later, so here something about myself:
I am German. Fear me. I turn 20 in four months, play the guitar as well as chess (Though I barely find anybody to play against). I write short stories (tried to write a novel, failed horribly), create 3D models and occasionally video games (nothing professional. The games, I mean. My models pretty much kick ass. Can give some examples if you want). Counting BASIC, I am fluent in three languages. I read a lot, especially Stephen King (I am not even half a dozen books away from having read all of his works, only counting novels and short storys).
I love metal. Not metal as in cars and nails and such, but metal as in Iron Maiden and Motörhead and such.

That should be a quite accurate short sketch of myself. Although I did not mention the insanity.

[Sockratease]

Hello and Welcome!

If you're insane, you'll fit right in around here.

Fractals tend to do that to people...

[Althir]

It's not actually the fractals. I admit, they look quite cool, but I already fail at grasping the algorithm the dragon curve is based on, let alone a Julia or Mandelbrot. I have been insane long before I could even spell fractal.