Yes he can

[DarkBeam]

Your fractal did not render correctly?
Your hour long fractal movie needs more than an hour to render?
You want a rockband that performs a song just for your movies at no cost?
You want unlimited web space at infinite speed?
Bored of nonsensical messages that need to be fixed?
You pretend an auto-updating fractal software for free?
A self zooming fractal that shows you automatically the best spot?
You need to keep the peace on your country?
To resurrect your kitten?
To be richer than Bill Gates?
NO PROBLEM!
Ask CKleinhuis! He is the problem solver! Unlimited cash and miracles for free! Ask now!

[bib]

 

[DarkBeam]

You did not believe? Okay, I will keep that private U2 song for me, use another music for your video! Just come and pick your kitten

[cKleinhuis]

Your fractal did not render correctly?
Your hour long fractal movie needs more than an hour to render?
You want a rockband that performs a song just for your movies at no cost?
You want unlimited web space at infinite speed?
Bored of nonsensical messages that need to be fixed?
You pretend an auto-updating fractal software for free?
A self zooming fractal that shows you automatically the best spot?
You need to keep the peace on your country?
To resurrect your kitten?
To be richer than Bill Gates?
NO PROBLEM!
Ask CKleinhuis! He is the problem solver! Unlimited cash and miracles for free! Ask now!

and least but not least: ask him to open up a poetry section, he will do!

[Sockratease]

You did not believe? Okay, I will keep that private U2 song for me, use another music for your video! Just come and pick your kitten

Oh, nice!

I'd love to have my dearly departed cat back.  He's all black, and answers to "Dummy"

Are dogs harder?  I miss my 350 pound St. Bernard!

[DarkBeam]

Oh, nice!

I'd love to have my dearly departed cat back.  He's all black, and answers to "Dummy"

Are dogs harder?  I miss my 350 pound St. Bernard!

Wait a bit, he is still praying

[filagree]

Is "yes, he can " also a skitch of a riff on some political slogans ? Is someone on the forum omniscient AND in a not so secret club of cause & effect ? Poetry section? Sh** yes    Altho' I am brand new here & possibly hopeless.  Shouldn't be asking. They say Bill Gates needs to see at least a $500 bill on the sidewalk for it to be worth bending over for...And don't be reanimating any erstwhile pets..If you thought housekeeping was tough with them before, try it with a post mortem shed.  Maybe some of you brainiacs can compose your own music using those chaos filters...But oh, U2 was right ,It IS a Beautiful Day !

Darkbeam's work in the Gallery is stunning, & I love Bib's art. Some of the long posts are HIlarious & help inform a newcomer such as me.
Thank you for the flowers.

I'm wondering, by the way, if you'all feel that a poetry section is too much of a concession ...You already have some rather ,er, long submissions with a literary bent. I figure it'll keep everyone enjoying the complicated dance..inject a little fresh but gentle chaos into the FORUM.

[DarkBeam]

You are not hopeless, ask Christian for a redemption!

[filagree]

sorry.

[cKleinhuis]

where shall it be placed sub section in humor ?
i do it right here right now
and you owe me owe me ow
fifty bucks

( inspired by jay and his friend silent bob)

[cKleinhuis]

check this out:
http://www.fractalforums.com/poetry/