How to clean a Higgs boson

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How to clean a Higgs boson



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Mandelbox render

Whether you get your Higgs bosons from CERN or capture them yourself, it is a good idea to clean them before starting any experiments. Here is a  computer based 3D method for doing just that.

Retrieve your Higgs bosons from storage CAREFULLY ( bosons are very small and easy to misplace).

The captured Higgs bosons are firstly subjected to a jet of high powered iterations,  then scrubbed by brute force using a menger sponge.

They are then left to completely  render overnight  in a Mandelbox filled with  distilled complex numbers.

After rendering is complete the Higgs bosons are again washed, using a micro-fractalfibre cloth this time. Rinced again, then randomly put out in the sun to dry.

The result - sparkling clean!!
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