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Title: Hide And Seek
Post by: Sockratease on November 12, 2012, 12:08:01 PM
Einstein, Newton, and Pascal were hanging out one afternoon.

Einstein is bored so he suggests "Let's play hide and seek, I'll be it!"

The others agree, so Einstein begins counting "1... 2... 3... "

Pascal runs off right away to find a place to hide.

But Newton merely takes out a piece of chalk and draws a mid-sized square.

He finishes and steps into the square just before Einstein shouts "Ready or not, here I come!"

Einstein looks up and immediately spots Newton standing right in front of him.

He says "I found you, Newton!"

Newton replies "No, you found one Newton per square meter -- you found Pascal!"


Title: Re: Hide And Seek
Post by: sinpix on November 13, 2012, 05:59:58 AM
and if i say newton is a 256 angular circular divided.. will it free him to einstein 360 sight of view./?


Title: Re: Hide And Seek
Post by: sinpix on November 13, 2012, 06:03:11 AM
but truely we should find each other imaginative and real component sometime around Yemen... at best
sanaa.? usually carry the decimal number... god damed i hope. hope is a part of possibility and acheivement.


Title: Re: Hide And Seek
Post by: Madman on November 13, 2012, 11:45:41 PM
Seems to me you must be an American to refer to a square meter as a "mid-sized square". Time to go metric, Sock!  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: Hide And Seek
Post by: Sockratease on November 14, 2012, 12:46:43 AM
and if i say newton is a 256 angular circular divided.. will it free him to einstein 360 sight of view./?

Possibly...  except the Newton & the Pascal are long standing units of force in Physics  :police:

Seems to me you must be an American to refer to a square meter as a "mid-sized square". Time to go metric, Sock!  ;D ;D ;D

I plead "Not Guilty due to Copying and Pasting"  (http://www.femdomdesire.com/forums/images/smilies/mistressp/per1.gif)

Actually, using the word meter would be too much of a clue about the punch line - something else had to be used!